The Death of Uwe Boll
January 20, 2008 - 12:17am- Game: Reality
After killing his family, his friends, and his fiance I have him strapped to chair with duct tape. He's blinded by th light I have glaring into his face. He begs for mercy as I approach, ready to strike.
First, I tear off his fingernails and rub alcohol into his open bleeding flesh. I know it tingles and burns, terrorizing the open blood veins and nerve endings.
Second, I'll pierce his toes with fish hooks, the barbs brushing past his bones, tearing up the flesh. Attaching string to each hook, I'll tug until every hook tears out of the meat of his toes.
Third, I'll surgically cut open his skull, peeling the scalp back. Inserting acupuncture needles into his gray matter he'll beg for me to end his life. The fluids of his brain leak out on to my hands. Gleefully I lick it off, mmm tastes of nutmeg.
He begs, getting more pathetic by the second. His life, he begs for me to end the pain. His soul is mine.
I shove a frag grenade down his throat, pulling the pin in his stomach I let the grenade go. I rip my arm out of his esophagus and take a step back.
His body convulses as shrapnel rips out from every conceivable angle. I laugh maniacally, enjoying the blood spatter, its such beautiful decor.
As for Uwe Boll
Comments
ʊchalkley3
I go where I please, and I please where I go
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ӝNirach
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Keep your eyes peeled for the average gamers.
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ɤTriggerRhapsody
Spawn Camper
what's so scary about how I killed him?
Suicide is one way to tell God "You can't fire me! I quit!"
ɤFrew
Retro Gamer
The Cake is a Spy!
ɤTriggerRhapsody
Spawn Camper
Suicide is one way to tell God "You can't fire me! I quit!"
ɤFrew
Retro Gamer
The Cake is a Spy!
ɤTriggerRhapsody
Spawn Camper
plus I don't want anyone ripping off my techniques for refurbishing them
Suicide is one way to tell God "You can't fire me! I quit!"
ѻFuzzyLovePanda
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